Potako Style Pico de Gallo

Pico de Gallo has undoubtedly been my Covid-19/2020 food. I’ve been making it sometimes several times a week since the initial lockdown in March. I’ve slowly honed the method and ingredients how I like, which I will elucidate in due course. Read on!

Ingredients:

Pico de Gallo Ingredients
  • 10 oz. of salad/grape/cherry tomatoes (tip below)
  • 1/2 medium sized red onion
  • 3 jalapeños
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • A “bunch” of cilantro (tip below)
  • 1 or 2 limes
  • Salt & pepper

Simple Procedure:

If you’re looking to do this quick and forget about reading the rest of my tortuous ramblings, finely dice the tomatoes, onion, garlic, peppers, and cilantro. Squeeze the lime/limes over the top. Salts to taste and add a dash of pepper. You can eat immediately, but it’s beneficial to cool it and let it sit for a few hours/overnight.

Read on for my various tidbits of wisdom!

Ingredients Tips:

Tomato Tip

Tip #1: I’ve been using these almost exclusively for my salsa since I discovered them. They’re extremely consistent regardless of the weather as they’re grown in greenhouses. From what I can tell, they should be readily available in most places (in the US, at least).

Cilantro Tip

Tip #2: This is a fairly silly trick, but I found it works well without having to go crazy about being specific. I use a pile of cilantro about the size of the half of red onion. I remove as many of the long thick stems as I can without going too wild.

Full Procedure:

Overall, everything in this recipe gets a fairly fine dice!

I start with the onion. If you’re not familiar with how to finely dice an onion, I’ll just go ahead and let Mr. Gordon Ramsay explain:

Nice Long Strokes
Chopped Red Onion

It’ll certainly look like an ENORMOUS amount of chopped onion at first, but just roll with it.

I peel and cut the root off of the garlic and then press it. I want the strong flavor of garlic, but I don’t necessarily want to be eating pieces of garlic.

Pampered Chef Garlic Press

Next, I usually go with the jalapeños. Here is where you get to make a choice about the heat. If you de-vein and de-seed the peppers, you’ll be left with close to no heat at all. If you leave them in, depending on the batch of peppers, you can get quite a punch! It’s completely up to you, but a fine dice, once again.

Diced Jalapeños

Now for the tomatoes. Are these tiny little tomatoes a pain to cut up into tiny pieces? Yes. Yes, they are. However, with a little practice and a SHARP serrated knife, you can make quick work of them!

Tomato Procedure

I start by cutting them in half and laying them flat (see the back of the photo). I will then cut that half in half (on the right). Then while holding it together, cut as many times across as you need to finish it off. Let the serrated blade do the work! If you push down on them, you’ll just get a cutting board filled with tomato snot. Some of the tomatoes are going to be softer than the others. You’re not going to be able to dice every one flawlessly.

For the limes, I simply use a citrus squeezer. You can easily use your hands, of course. As with squeezing any citrus, don’t squeeze too hard! Once you start getting the juice from the pith and the skin, it can get bitter and much more sour.

Citrus Squeezer

All that’s left now is to add some salt and pepper. I usually go fairly generous on the salt at this point, but do take into account how much salt is on the chips and/or dish you’ll be serving this with! As for pepper, I just do a turn or two on my mill. You don’t want a noticeable presence of pepper, just a little bit of that woody character.

A Fresh Bowl of Pico de Gallo

Now for the hardest part by far. Give it a good stir and put it in the fridge. Don’t even bother tasting it. This needs to sit for a few hours (or optimally overnight) so that everything can meld. Later when you visit the fridge for an ill-advised snack before bed, just turn it all over with a spoon to help distribute all of the ingredients.

Final Tips:

  • Depending on how much juice you’re able to get out of the lime, you can always add a second one. Or, if you want, you can use lemon instead! Just be careful with the seeds.
  • I’ve made it with serrano peppers as you’re traditionally supposed to do, but I didn’t enjoy the flavor as much as the jalapeños. Your mileage may vary.
  • I tried using habaneros as well. That was hot. Extremely hot. But you do you!
  • If you add a couple heaping spoonfuls of this to some salted avocado, you have guacamole. But shhh, don’t tell my other recipe that!
  • If you find the citrus tang to be overpowering, you can tame it a bit by adding sugar. Be careful and taste constantly. Once you get this wrong, it’s tragic and unfixable.

Conclusion:

Enjoy! If you make any of this, please take artsy pictures and send them to me! I’d like to add them to a little gallery at the bottom of this page.